Slop Cannon

Slop Cannon. An affectionate tribute to the AI-generated slop that powers every app we shipped in 2026. The cannon fires half-finished functions, startled rubber ducks and pop-ups nobody asked for, and somehow it all still deploys.

Ride it with the confidence of someone merging a 4,000-line diff that "looks fine".

Seven plies of hard rock maple, a medium concave and a classic popsicle shape, the graphic printed nose to tail. Available in 8.0", 8.25" and 8.5".