Nigel

Nigel. Every team has a Nigel. Ours reads every pull request, folds his arms and says no: no to clever one-liners, no to while (true), no to "I'll add the tests later".

Grumpy, trusty and annoyingly right, he is the reason the code still works. Now he can glare at the coping too.

Seven plies of hard rock maple, a medium concave and a classic popsicle shape, the graphic printed nose to tail. Available in 8.0", 8.25" and 8.5".